An Unlikely Story- G Clair

Like sugar from a shaker, snow falls on Saul, the baker
delivering steamy biscuits from the shop he calls his home
to a drafty run down mansion, where the princess on her pension
can be testy with her tension, hence she's living on her own.

Today he took her order, "One fresh bagel, for a quarter,'cause I haven't seen
the likes of one since I left my childhood home".
Well he'd never baked a bagel, but he's not one to finagle
and wanting just to please her, finds a recipe from Rome.

And he's thinking to himself, "I must be way out of mind~
no woman's gonna want a baker's life"
but he carries deep inside his heart, the will to be a friend
hoping someday she will come around and one day be his wife.

So to win her deep affection, he packs up his best confection
takes his chances on the back roads, now iced over in the storm.
She's there waiting in the foyer with her thrifty 5 cent lawyer
complaining 'bout the day old bread and... this bagel isn't warm!"

So..... he heats it on the fire, 'cause her heart is his desire
but she won't accept the bagel for it's not quite the right form...

And he's thinking to himself, "I must be way out of mind
no woman gonna want a baker's life"
but he carries deep inside his heart, the will to be a friend
hoping someday she will come around and one day be his wife.

So he runs back to his bagel board and pounds the dough and rolls a cord
and shapes the perfect circle to a bagel lovers dream,
He boils and then he bakes it and to her mansion then he takes it
piping hot but now she wants it with churned butter, from fresh cream!

Well he's starting to get antsy but he knows the farmer, Clancy
whose butter is fresh-churned known by counties far and wide.
He heads out to the pasture and he buys what he is after
and returns to find, 'tis so unkind, the princess, she had died.

The baker in his stricken state swallows the bagel off the plate
then he calls the cops pulls out the stops and serves the day old bread.
He gives the details more than once of how he ate the evidence
by now he'd thought he'd be let go but they arrested him instead.

"Tis a likely story", was the only thing he heard
although they bought his baked goods they would not buy his word.
"The Baker is a Butcher" Is what the tabloid said,
"better to take your bagel cold than take it in the head."

But all was not as it appears, she owed the butcher in arrears
and when they went to check her craw they found a hunk of mutton.
It ended all without a trial the butcher he did reconcile
posted-"pay the butcher now and do not to be a glutton."

And he was thinking to himself, " I must be way out of mind",
no woman's gonna want a baker's life,
but he carried deep inside his heart the will to be a friend
and it turned rather nicely as she willed him in the end.