Jerry said today he wants to stay with you
well you can't believe what comes out of his mouth
Jerry doesn't know which way his head is to
more than likely Jerry's head is pointing south.
Jerry said someday he's gonna marry you
but he hesitates to take you on a date
Jerry says no movies out there that he wants to see
and the food you get these days is not that great.
Jerry says
Jerry says
I don't care what Jerry says
Jerry is
what he does
if you listen to the buzz
Jerry has
been a spaz
though he's cute and all that jazz
let's see Honey put his money where his mouth is.
Jerry said he's saving for the future
and he laughs to hear you'd like to save yourself
though your father wouldn't say Jerry's a moocher
Daddy's watching Jerry's actions for himself.
Jerry said tonight he's working overtime
and he won't coming home, so go to bed
Jerry says you'd better pull your weight, my dear
or expect Cubic Zirconia instead.
Jerry says
Jerry says
I don't care what Jerry says
Jerry is
what he does
if you listen to the buzz
Jerry has
been a spaz
though he's cute and all that jazz
let's see Honey put his money where his mouth is.
2 comments:
Jerry? do tell!
Remember Dopey Jerry from Manasquan?
The guy we ran into at the Broadway?
With the two stinky dogs and the ramshackle of a gold-mine home on some innocuous tree-lined lane?
Dopey Jerry. I wonder what he's been up do.
Good heart, that Jerry. Always gets it broken for being too nice.
Hey Jerry....what's the story???
Just a name which made sense to me.
I only know of 3 Jerrys, and had forgotten about your friend from Mamasquan. The guy with the dogs. I didn't think he was dopey, though he did mention that I could be his adopted daughter, which was funny.
He had a chocolate Lab, as I recall, or was it a Golden Retriever? Maybe both. A big guy with a big turtle neck sweater with arms pushed up. He could play the guitar well and is even better on the Harmonica. I remember he came to your Christmas party and entertained us! Nice guy.
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