keep to the right

He keeps to the right
he's not to be tempted
the rules are the rules
and they won't be preempted
by dingbats and dumbasses
yuppies and jerks
idiot bimbos
who think they have perks.
Pushing his buttons
as he climbs up the case
he's still on the right
but you're right in his face.
using your cellphone
on the damn escalator
keeping tabs on each other
when you can say 'see you later'~
And then at the top of the stair
PLEASE keep walking
hang out somewhere ELSE
and ENOUGH with the talking!
Far worse on train
a much longer ride
and then on the bus
and he's fit to be tied!
You take up two spaces
when you need only one
and that drippy umbrella
has robbed all his sun.
And WHAT are you eating?
it smells just like crap
and his blood pressure's
pushing steam out of his cap.
Normally quiet, this mild-mannered gent
is really no trouble, until he get's bent
the key to avoiding a terrible plight
just mind all your manners, and KEEP TO THE RIGHT!